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Hey, don't make fun of Spam. It helped win WW2. I had some on a ... moreHey, don't make fun of Spam. It helped win WW2. I had some on a sandwich last night.
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Uh, no.
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The 4 bedroom house I live in. It took 4 years to finish. I had ... moreThe 4 bedroom house I live in. It took 4 years to finish. I had a job that allowed me to work on it in the afternoons.
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These days, the Teamsters union is led by James Hoffa JR.
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She was also a telephone operator. "One ringy dingy, two ringy dingies".
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Without gravity, everything as we know it, would fail. This thin... moreWithout gravity, everything as we know it, would fail. This thing we call gravity is the hand of God. Gravity is everywhere, even though it only seems to be near our planet's surface. It may be in other dimensions that we do not know about yet.
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I went to the recorder's office when I discovered my entire land... moreI went to the recorder's office when I discovered my entire land was taxed as 'residential'. I told them that my house sat on a one acre residential lot and the rest of the property was 'agricultural'. They reduced my real estate taxes a bit.
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I can't help you, I am not a nut burper.
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I have stuff on the wall including an airplane photo of the farm... moreI have stuff on the wall including an airplane photo of the farm where I lived as a youngster. Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn never had it that good.
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Leading scientists say the magnetic poles of the planet are shif... moreLeading scientists say the magnetic poles of the planet are shifting a lot. However, there is nothing we can do about it. The Green Party wants to ban internal combustion engines to stop global warming. I have found fossils of coral and seashells in my garden that might indicate that Ohio was once under a tropical ocean.
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What was the question? Perhaps it is a spectre. Left over inform... moreWhat was the question? Perhaps it is a spectre. Left over information floating around the universe in the form of electrons. All intelligence is communicated in the form of (+) positive or (-) negative. Like Morse code, you can ask any question by just + or _ .
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Old story ------- I used to deliver a truckload of 'horse racing... moreOld story ------- I used to deliver a truckload of 'horse racing ' newspapers to an office way out in the middle of nowhere. It was 3am and no one was ever there when I came. One morning I drove up and saw someone moving around inside the glass doorway. I grabbed my key and ran to the door and yelled "hey, you kids!" I unlocked the door and entered. There was no one there. I even checked the cupboards under the worktables. Nothing. Several weeks later, I made a daytime delivery and told a clerk about what I had seen. She said something about a ghost-like woman in a wedding dress who was regularly seen by employees. less
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It seems that every robot I've seen in General Motors plants is ... moreIt seems that every robot I've seen in General Motors plants is watched over by a quality control inspector.
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Russia is one of the last places a freedom loving person would d... moreRussia is one of the last places a freedom loving person would defect to.
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What a boner!
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I'm vomiting here!
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My father liked canned sardines. That should induce vomiti... moreMy father liked canned sardines. That should induce vomiting in most people.
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To quote Robocop; "Dead or alive, you're coming with me".
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I always wondered about my grandfather. He had sort of a dark sk... moreI always wondered about my grandfather. He had sort of a dark skin tone and brown eyes. He didn't look like his other brothers. His last name was 'White'.
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A tilde is just a crooked line. If you don't walk the straight a... moreA tilde is just a crooked line. If you don't walk the straight and narrow ------- you are a 'tildest'. Your key is never used EXCEPT in communications with some guy named 'Randy'.
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True story -------- I was talking to an older Canadian who playe... moreTrue story -------- I was talking to an older Canadian who played hockey in a senior league. He mentioned that his team was sponsored by a funeral home. I told him they must have a hell of a 'penalty box'.
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Tyson is an atheist. Kaku is more my style. I am aligned more wi... moreTyson is an atheist. Kaku is more my style. I am aligned more with John Bell, but there have been several scientists named 'John Bell'.
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Broccoli is actually a member of the cabbage family.
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It is cold out.
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My homegrown tomatoes are so good, they always save my tasty BLT... moreMy homegrown tomatoes are so good, they always save my tasty BLT sandwiches. You may not know it, but those store-bought tomatoes have no flavor.
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I lurk in the shadows of greatness. I have done some things in m... moreI lurk in the shadows of greatness. I have done some things in my lifetime that have made a difference. I cannot tell anyone about it because I would be called a 'bull----er'.
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My father helped liberate France. He was an American paratrooper... moreMy father helped liberate France. He was an American paratrooper who was injured in battle. I guess the motorcycle owner was dead. Dad left the motorcycle in France, but brought back some Nazi war souvenirs such as pistols and knives, and even a genuine Nazi helmet with fatal bullet hole in it. Dad ended up with a Bronze Star medal for his activities.
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My ancestors were mostly church going types. Except great-great ... moreMy ancestors were mostly church going types. Except great-great Uncle Charlie. He was a drunk, but never got into trouble with the law. Then there was my father. He stole a motorcycle out of a Frenchman's barn during WW2.
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If Vanna is not on the set, poor Sajak becomes even more boring.
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Can You Smell What the Rock is Cooking?
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I knew a guy who was the worst kind. His father had made million... moreI knew a guy who was the worst kind. His father had made millions buying oil lease land from oil drillers who went bust. The land was premium farmland and the father ended up with half the county. Anyway, the kid was not liked in the community, and was beaten up in his own pub. He was always wearing sunglasses to hide the black eyes. He died owing me about $80.
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I was thinking, why don't traffic cops hand out checks to motori... moreI was thinking, why don't traffic cops hand out checks to motorists who are CAUGHT GOING THE SPEED LIMIT? They should have plenty of money in the 'violation' kitty.
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When I sit in my garden on a warm summer morning, I sometimes ha... moreWhen I sit in my garden on a warm summer morning, I sometimes have a butterfly land on me, but they discover I am not a flower. Last summer, I was buzzed by a hummingbird. I thought it was a bumble bee by the sound.
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'Meals in a Minute' by Jeffery Dahmer
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He is kinda scary looking, but has a 'Heart of Gold'.
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There is only one thing in the kitchen I don't do --------- deep... moreThere is only one thing in the kitchen I don't do --------- deep frying stuff. It's just not a food type we Wilsons do. Oh, I will buy stuff at fast food places that has been deep fried. KFC, for example. I have changed the motor oil in many machines since I have worked over 25 years in motorcycle shops. I do know this chick named Kathy who regularly does engine work on the family vehicles. (watch the movie; My Cousin Vinny)
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Trump is trying to make friends with the commies. Better than ma... moreTrump is trying to make friends with the commies. Better than making enemies with them.
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The other morning I went to this computer. I could only read eve... moreThe other morning I went to this computer. I could only read every other letter. It looked like this: I s w j s t e o g r e u w f p j k. I tried using one eye at a time, but no luck. I went back to bed and tried again later. Since then, everything has been in focus. It was just like someone used 'white-out' between each letter.
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Nixon said;"I am not a crook". Well, he WAS a lawyer, however, t... moreNixon said;"I am not a crook". Well, he WAS a lawyer, however, the Watergate thing was the trickery of the radical conservatives.
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We have 'Freedom of the Press.' Therefore, the liberal lea... moreWe have 'Freedom of the Press.' Therefore, the liberal leanings of the media abuse the truth.
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Never. I was a Kangaroo Kid.
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Jesus rode a donkey into Jerusalem. A mule is some sort of weird... moreJesus rode a donkey into Jerusalem. A mule is some sort of weird horse-donkey mix. Jesus could never ride a perversion of the animal kingdom.
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What's the crime? There is none. Just some media garbage. Move o... moreWhat's the crime? There is none. Just some media garbage. Move over Bill Clinton, you have a new cell mate.
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2 inches of snow. It will all melt on Tuesday.
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Betty was hotter than Wilma in the cartoons.
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The Raspberries were popular in the mid-seventies. They ha... moreThe Raspberries were popular in the mid-seventies. They had a lead singer named Eric Carmen who had a successful solo carreer.
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I don't know unless I google it.
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$49.95 per month.
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A plumber and HVAC serviceman.
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The answer is; "This fellow is known for the proliferation of ~ use."
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