Don't worry, she will be back for more. She will wanna see Randy D, too.

Jeff Daniels. You can actually go to his family's lumber yard in the Chelsea, Michigan area and buy wood. 

"Say, that is a fine fat wallet you have there Mr. Wilson."

"Mr. Bond, I don't want you to live, I want you to die." (Goldfinger)

I saw the first wild turkey ever near my garden last autumn. It was a 'jake' (teenage turkey)  I once saw 50 turkeys in the country while driving. They flew away as my car approached them. I guess they were chicken.

Don't you think he looks better with the mask?

The key word here is 'owned'.  I never bought one, but have found them. They just show up on the lawn like little flying saucers. 

Here are my thoughts on this pandemic----------  Like so many of these new viruses, they come from outer space where they have been floating around in a 'seed' type of existence. The 'seeds' land in places such as China, and everyone blames it on 'ea...  moreHere are my thoughts on this pandemic----------  Like so many of these new viruses, they come from outer space where they have been floating around in a 'seed' type of existence. The 'seeds' land in places such as China, and everyone blames it on 'eating infected bats' or something. This quick spreading infection is because EVERYONE has been exposed as the 'seeds' spread across the planet from above. It looks like China caught the first wave. Most people have the right immune system to defend against it, and less than 1% do not.   less

I won second place in a song writing contest in a national truck driver's magazine.  

When I was about 13, I had a girlfriend who was very popular with the neighborhood boys. She was good looking and somewhat aggressive. I guess we lost interest in each other as other fellows moved into her range. Well, today, she is like 65, and has put o...  moreWhen I was about 13, I had a girlfriend who was very popular with the neighborhood boys. She was good looking and somewhat aggressive. I guess we lost interest in each other as other fellows moved into her range. Well, today, she is like 65, and has put on some weight and has gone through a few marriages and I don't have any interest in her any more. But back in the day--------------- !  

He has never been in this city because all the sandwich shops have continued to be open.  (drive thru only)

No, it's mustard. Mustard is used to induce vomiting in emergencies that involve certain poisons.

I was once the 'wheelie king' of the local motorcycle shop. I would do other stunts such as standing on my seat, no hands, and ride the motorcycle down the street in front of the shop.  I was also the top racer. I won an AMA National drag race in my ...  moreI was once the 'wheelie king' of the local motorcycle shop. I would do other stunts such as standing on my seat, no hands, and ride the motorcycle down the street in front of the shop.  I was also the top racer. I won an AMA National drag race in my class. This was followed by 25 years doing motocross, flat track, and off road racing.   

Yet the famous poet Walt Whitman wrote a whole book about grass ------- 'Leaves of Grass'. 

Do you need maids or sex slaves?

Pennies.

People hate me for saying this, but I am in my 60's and still feel that using any 'mind process modifiers'  is an insult to our creator.  

My mother smoked 'Kent' cigarettes until she was about 30. Then she substituted with 'Lifesavers' candy. Well, her teeth decayed away, but she lived to be 87 and her lungs were fine. 

Suddenly, upon retiring, my cousin sold everything and left for northern California. My one buddy retired and grew his hair out to shoulder length.  I tell you, they are turning into hippies!

I had an unemployed buddy who liked to do the local Kroger dumpster for packaged old food. He brought me some donuts, but I passed on it. 

Walking. There is a covered bridge not far from here that once charged tolls back in the 1800s. A person walking was one cent. 

David's slingshot.

I'm guessing here ------------  Turkey vs. Greece.

A nice sandwich.

The only justification here would be IF that person is making/saving the govt. more money. However, the U.S. govt. is not in the business of making money. 

I once posted a few science related questions on another site, and all I got were wise-cracks. 

No, but I got a sister.

Uh, I forgot the question. 

I've never had any immunizations except for tetnis. My theory is that since I am of European breeding, I have some excellent viral resistance in my genes. Our family tree survived all those plagues such as 'The Black Death'.

A technical error has been detected. The city in Germany is Hamburg. Most people add the 'er' onto 'hamburg'.  Personally, I'll take a McDonald's Quarter Pounder. 

That thing looks like one of those 'Stinking Corpse'  plants.

I've told this story before, but if you missed it-----------  When I was about 8, I decided to do a good deed and sweep up my grandparents' basement. I opened some cabinets that were full of fruit jars with strawberry preserves AND OTHERS WERE FULL O...  moreI've told this story before, but if you missed it-----------  When I was about 8, I decided to do a good deed and sweep up my grandparents' basement. I opened some cabinets that were full of fruit jars with strawberry preserves AND OTHERS WERE FULL OF COINS!  THOUSANDS OF COINS!  Dozens of jars!  I went upstairs and told grandma about the 'treasure' in the basement.  You see, grandpa was a successful house painter during the 'Great Depression'. His clients included children of American Presidents of that era. He had a large crew who traveled the area states to paint mansions. So when grandpa emptied his pants pockets every night, he dropped the loose coins into fruit jars. Some of that included silver dollars. Anyway, the money was counted up and put in a bank, and the total was something like $4000, enough in those days to buy a new Cadillac.   less

After sitting around doing nothing for 2 months, I figure that I will really enjoy retirement with full enthusiasm! 

I intend to live to be 100.  

My excavator told me it was o.k. to use the water from a waterline he had just installed. So I was mixing a bucket of concrete for some small chore. Meanwhile, the neighbor comes outside to smoke. He is the 'City Services Administrator' and he asks me if ...  moreMy excavator told me it was o.k. to use the water from a waterline he had just installed. So I was mixing a bucket of concrete for some small chore. Meanwhile, the neighbor comes outside to smoke. He is the 'City Services Administrator' and he asks me if I have a meter on that water. So I express some anger and argue with him. He gained a new neighbor enemy. He died of lung cancer a few years later.  

The popular singer, 'Seal', has a song 'Amazing'. Good song.

I named my only son after a well respected pro golfer. 

Hey Moe!

Answermug!

Klotz Super Techniplate two-cycle racing oil.

Looks like the folks at Walmart!

Finding yourself 1000 feet up in the sky in a hot air balloon. 

When Randy goes to a county fair, he rides the 'Tilde-a-Whirl.'  

2X 26.2 miles. Full marathons. The last one was finished in 95 F  temps. After that, I backed off on the running thing. That was 1980. 

There is a quarry nearby that has a reputation as a 'skinny dipping swim hole.'  BAM!

She musta mis-read a few. As you may know, men tend to pursue any opening.  Er, uh, any opportunity for sex with women. 

My brother-in-law loves Fosters. His favorite. Not many Aussie products here in the USA.

Does Randy D. have more women or more sandwiches than most guys? 

'Ruuuuffff!  Hey Moe!, Ruuuufffff!!!!!!

Not true!  Didn't you see 'Back to the Future?'  Everyone knows that a Delorean automobile can exceed the speed of light.