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Yes, my sister and I would walk down to the nearby store, and wh... moreYes, my sister and I would walk down to the nearby store, and while the cashier was in the back, we would grab some penny candy and leave. Of course, we had no money in those days. Years later, when I had a decent form of employment, I sent money to the store owner that covered our thefts many times over.
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I only remember my first XXX rated movie. I was still a virgin w... moreI only remember my first XXX rated movie. I was still a virgin when some buddies and I decided to go to a theatre that was all XXX movies. I had never seen anyone doing that stuff before! (circa 1972)
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"They're coming to get you Barbara!"
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My mother found a book back in 1980 (?) at a garage sale. It was... moreMy mother found a book back in 1980 (?) at a garage sale. It was a 1959 printing of 'Introduction to Honda Motor Company'. I'm into old motorcycles, so the price of 25 cents was worth it. I held on to it for years and this big Honda collector found out about it and eventually gave me $100. (US) for it.
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"Chief Gordon is on line 3. Something about Batgirl can't make i... more"Chief Gordon is on line 3. Something about Batgirl can't make it due to ripping out the crotch on her suit while trying to kickstart the Batcycle".
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What about Buford T. Justice? He is actually a sheriff, but they... moreWhat about Buford T. Justice? He is actually a sheriff, but they call him 'a bear' in the movie 'Smokey and the Bandit'. Lest we not forget Fred Bear, the subject of a Ted Nugent song.
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I've never been in a strip club. However, there are several near... moreI've never been in a strip club. However, there are several near where I am employed. I guess at age 66, I won't be going to many in the future.
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I used to gobble down something called a 'Polar Bar' ice cream t... moreI used to gobble down something called a 'Polar Bar' ice cream treat when I was a youth.
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When my grandson was about 6, he would pop the safety escape lev... moreWhen my grandson was about 6, he would pop the safety escape lever that allows a small person to climb between the back seat and the trunk. He liked riding in the trunk and would often sleep back there.
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Time to play that song; 'Kill the Wabbit'.
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Rebuild a single cylinder motorcycle crankshaft. Since few peopl... moreRebuild a single cylinder motorcycle crankshaft. Since few people can rebuild one, I can take my time. Bah, ha,ha!
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This is the time for Ted Nugent to show up with his guns or guit... moreThis is the time for Ted Nugent to show up with his guns or guitars. He could scare away the lions if he just played ' Fred Bear'.
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Looks streamlined for Bonneville Salt Flats speed trials.
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Gee, they will fit right in there with Time Warner and Direct TV.
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At night we used to go out to the pond with flashlights. There w... moreAt night we used to go out to the pond with flashlights. There were dozens of frogs mating. Sometimes 3 males would be klinging to a female. I told the kids they were 'wrestling'.
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Back in the early 70s, I was responsible for feeding my grandmot... moreBack in the early 70s, I was responsible for feeding my grandmother's pet cat while she was on vacation. The outdoor cat was hit by a car. It was still alive but had been run over and was critically injured. I called all the area vets but only one answered the phone who could euthanize the animal if I brought it in. So I rushed it to the vet. But instead of injecting the cat with the usual overdose that is typical, this vet hooked the cat up to some sort of electric shocker machine. I was watching from the waiting room and had no choice in the matter. Then I had the job of telling Grandma what had happened to her kitty. Incidently, the vet was Dr. Bill Miller, a famous pro wrestler from the 50s and 60s. less
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There are various videos out there of snowmobilers and dirt bike... moreThere are various videos out there of snowmobilers and dirt bike riders that can skim across the water without sinking.
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Yes. Many motorcycle dumpings over the years.
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What? You didn't know? She has a heavy addiction to question marks?
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Master Po called Kwy Chang Cain 'Grasshopper'.
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How about 'Louie Louie?
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I was driving in Canada once and saw a truck driver out on 401 t... moreI was driving in Canada once and saw a truck driver out on 401 trying to hide behind his truck while taking a dump.
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'SONSABITCHIN' good toilet paper.
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I work in the vicinity of the Toledo Jeep factory. Every day I s... moreI work in the vicinity of the Toledo Jeep factory. Every day I see the 'Jeep Patrol' out and about with testers driving brand new Jeeps. They put a few miles on each Jeep as they deliver them to various storage lots around the Jeep plant. Although the testers at Jeep drive carefully and do not abuse the new Jeeps, you could question if they are 'brand new'.
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I live near Cedar Point Amusement Park. (mostly killer roller co... moreI live near Cedar Point Amusement Park. (mostly killer roller coasters these days) They have salt water taffy stands at the park exits and they do a booming business as patrons are leaving at closing time. Then they eat the taffy as they head home. Then they lose fillings in their teeth and have to see the dentist first thing Monday morning.
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The ~ on Randy's keyboard has failed, so he has traded his ~ for... moreThe ~ on Randy's keyboard has failed, so he has traded his ~ for Pearl's 'm'.
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I have found a way that 'The Creator' uses to communicate with a... moreI have found a way that 'The Creator' uses to communicate with anything that is made of atoms, and atoms can communicate back and forth. (if they had a brain) I can't seem to explain it to anyone because you have to understand 'Bell's Theorum' first, and there are several ways to explain that. So I don't try.
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I have a bagful of such candles, but use flashlights in blackout... moreI have a bagful of such candles, but use flashlights in blackouts. We lost power for several days once and it really sucked because everyone in the neighborhood had generators except me.
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It must be tRump's fault.
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My family tree extends to Sheffield. What about the Sheffield team?
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Vernor's Ginger Ale is good stuff. I have a bottle right here. T... moreVernor's Ginger Ale is good stuff. I have a bottle right here. The bottles used to say; AGED 4 YEARS IN OAK BARRELS.
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Back in 1973, I was racing at the fairgrounds at Hamilton, Ohio ... moreBack in 1973, I was racing at the fairgrounds at Hamilton, Ohio . I ran into the back end of a guy's motorcycle and flipped and landed on my head, knocked out silly. Another guy was following and he ran over my back. This caused him to hit the outside retaining fence. He broke his collar bone. He left a tire tread mark across the back of my racing jacket. A Pirelli, I think.
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Veronica. That was 'Butchie-Boys' girlfriends' name. You k... moreVeronica. That was 'Butchie-Boys' girlfriends' name. You know ------ The Bozo-the- Clown Show.
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Poor girl probably went coo-coo after doing a Woody Allen picture.
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Run for the hills! Central Park will soon be a giant campg... moreRun for the hills! Central Park will soon be a giant campground for illegals.
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I will take a clothes pin with the card and place it between the... moreI will take a clothes pin with the card and place it between the spokes of my bicycle so it makes a sound like a motorcycle.
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I grow really excellent tomatoes.
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I once played golf with the owner of the Toledo Blade newspaper.... moreI once played golf with the owner of the Toledo Blade newspaper. We had golf clubs. We were at a golf club.
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I bought a building lot from a Mrs. Dick.
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The only thing that ever went up my nose was my finger.
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Perhaps your acquaintance has a steady cash flow available?
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Sounds interesting. I tried to do some gardening yesterday, but ... moreSounds interesting. I tried to do some gardening yesterday, but spent a lot of time sitting in a chair with a cat in my lap. When I was a teen, I could go all day.
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Gimme a fishin' pole.
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I almost went to see Geo. live at Mansfield, Ohio. some years ago.
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Mosquitoes do not count.
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Lassie.
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One day I was working on my roof. Suddenly, a light misty rain b... moreOne day I was working on my roof. Suddenly, a light misty rain began falling. A many colored rainbow appeared very close and I could see all the colors against the backdrop of my neighbor's garage. I thought; "perhaps if I get over there real quickly, I can find a pot of gold". I decided to continue working on my roof.
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When I was like 3, my mother slapped me for repeating a cartoon ... moreWhen I was like 3, my mother slapped me for repeating a cartoon laugh that sounded like I was saying "hell, hell, hell".
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Panigale. Like the Ducati motorcycle super fast model. (Panagale... morePanigale. Like the Ducati motorcycle super fast model. (Panagale is an area of Italian industry, where Ducatis are created)
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Ducati! (that's a fancy Italian motorcycle, cool like Ferrari )
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