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More like Spam in a can.
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No. My imagination AND this computer AND the TV with hundreds of... moreNo. My imagination AND this computer AND the TV with hundreds of channels really is enough.
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Anybody who looks like Jim Morrison should have no problem with ... moreAnybody who looks like Jim Morrison should have no problem with getting a date.
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I rode past a protest. There were about 50 protesters and a bunc... moreI rode past a protest. There were about 50 protesters and a bunch of cops. We gave 'em the old 'Right On' fist pump thing.
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Back in my teens, I tried to become a star in the American Motor... moreBack in my teens, I tried to become a star in the American Motorcyclist Association National Championship in dirt track racing. I came up a little short of that goal. However, I did win a National class race in A.M.A. drag racing. Do you want my autograph?
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There are few Canadian cartoons I am familiar with.
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My father was a Billy, his brother was a Bob.
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Use Me.
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I had that record, too.
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Hormel Deviled Ham?
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About 50 years ago, a new fellow employee came trotting in the d... moreAbout 50 years ago, a new fellow employee came trotting in the door and began to work. WOW! She was a beauty. All curves. We dated briefly. I got a 'Dear John' letter from her and she went off to college, and I never saw her again.
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Enter the airport, bend over, get a thermometer 'placed' in yer bunghole!
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I used to visit Twinsburg, Ohio occasionally.
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It is nice to get up when ever I want to. There is nothing borin... moreIt is nice to get up when ever I want to. There is nothing boring about that. ( I need a vacation, I've been working for over 50 years, and I still have a few more to go.)
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Back in the 90's, I had a phone solicitor call while I was with ... moreBack in the 90's, I had a phone solicitor call while I was with a customer at my business. I told the caller to" hold on, I had a customer". I finished with the customer and grabbed the phone. The solicitor was STILL on the phone, and STILL talking his sales talk. (30 minutes later!)
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I go back a way to 'Mighty Mouse' and 'Tom Terrific'.
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Higgs Boson or 'God Particle'.
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They still have the 'Golden Buckeye' cards you know.
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A kitten DID show up on my front porch several years ago. I took... moreA kitten DID show up on my front porch several years ago. I took him in and now he is laying nearby on a box. He is very friendly but may actually be a neighbor's critter because he hangs out on their front lawn and sometimes disappears for a week at a time.
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I think ventilators are costly. General Motors is said to be bui... moreI think ventilators are costly. General Motors is said to be building them for this emergency. Can you imagine going to your Chevy dealer and ordering one with a sunroof and 6 speed transmission?
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'Birds are good parents'. BULLTWERP! Several species... more'Birds are good parents'. BULLTWERP! Several species lay their eggs in other birds' nests, and sometimes will knock other birds eggs out to make room. Then the original nest builder raises the other chicks. Cowbirds and some Coo Coos will do this and I have found nests with two different types of eggs.
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I have two books about two different famous motorcycle racers. T... moreI have two books about two different famous motorcycle racers. They are fairly valuable to collectors, but these books are full of autographs, so they are worth much more at auction.
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Mother had several hundred dollars hidden in her house.
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One has more cheese. One became the location of the school of Fr... moreOne has more cheese. One became the location of the school of Frank Lloyd Wright. One is also the nations' leader in growing ginseng. One does not have Jesse Ventura and Al Franken.
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I just can't get right! I have a brand new printer for this comp... moreI just can't get right! I have a brand new printer for this computer but it never has been connected or used. The instructions are in milinial . It's been sitting here for some 3 years!
This post was edited by B.H.Wilson at April 1, 2020 8:31 AM MDT
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I went to Walmart today. Everything was well stocked except T.P.... moreI went to Walmart today. Everything was well stocked except T.P. The T.P. aisle was full of Easter toys. That makes sense.
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That's a special glove for eating Skittles. Taste the rainbow.
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Momma sat around in school. She was only 10 when WW2 started. Me... moreMomma sat around in school. She was only 10 when WW2 started. Meanwhile, Papa was like 7 years older and jumped outta airplanes into Holland and Normandy to shoost the Nazis. He came back from the war with shrapnal in his genitals and leg. He also came back with a bronze star medal and a raging hard-on. He robbed the cradle of my mother and proved his war injuries were not gonna stop me from being born.
This post was edited by B.H.Wilson at March 31, 2020 2:18 PM MDT
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That must be her nickname ------- 'Her-Her'.
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I think 'The Fonz' was a latter addition to 'Happy Days' since t... moreI think 'The Fonz' was a latter addition to 'Happy Days' since the main character was Richie Cunningham. AAAAYYYYY!!!
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I still say that Walleye is the best fish. We had an Arthur Trea... moreI still say that Walleye is the best fish. We had an Arthur Treacher's Fish & Chips restaurant at one time. That was good fish too.
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They tend to grow up and become drug addicted failures.
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Since I have an ancestor who was a Hollywood actor, I will criti... moreSince I have an ancestor who was a Hollywood actor, I will criticize him here ------- (Franchot Tone) He looks like my grandmother in his early films when he was younger. This may not bother most, but it is kinda scary to me.
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Yes. I am the 'son of will'. Isn't that amazing?
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My cat would enjoy a whole chicken. He would eat the beak.
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My wife likes Rod Stewart. So when Rod announced a concert in ou... moreMy wife likes Rod Stewart. So when Rod announced a concert in our area, I looked into ticket prices. As you might expect, they were costly. They offered most tickets around $100, but they had $2000. tickets also. I wondered if that price included sex with Rod?
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What is this chick carrying? One of those devices they use to re... moreWhat is this chick carrying? One of those devices they use to remove a bulls' ballz?
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I am still puzzled by it. I remember I was with my wife once whe... moreI am still puzzled by it. I remember I was with my wife once when we stopped to talk to the mother-in-law clown at a parade. I thought my spouse was just talking to some clown.
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If you have ever seen the movie; 'Office Space', you will ... moreIf you have ever seen the movie; 'Office Space', you will know that Micheal Bolton is an azz clown.
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My late mother-in-law was a 'secret' clown. She never revealed h... moreMy late mother-in-law was a 'secret' clown. She never revealed her clownishness until my wife showed me her clown costume after she had died.
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There probably wouldn't be any Nobel Prizes this year. Dammit.
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That would be true here. $2500.
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Stop making fun of Nice Jugs! Everybody likes her.
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I have a limited capacity in my tummy. Eating two hot dogs is a ... moreI have a limited capacity in my tummy. Eating two hot dogs is a challenge for me. This feature has contributed to my somewhat slim profile. I can eat a chicken breast and a thigh, and I am stuffed.
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Well, that was refreshing.
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But I like fish and eat it several times a week.
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I have lots of elbow room out here in the countryside. No need t... moreI have lots of elbow room out here in the countryside. No need to stay '6 feet' away from people because there is no one around.
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A lot about motorcycles. I have spent some 20 odd years repairin... moreA lot about motorcycles. I have spent some 20 odd years repairing Japanese motorcycles.
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American and Australian. I have a variety of American pocket kni... moreAmerican and Australian. I have a variety of American pocket knives and one Aussie Army bayonet. It was a gift from a manufacturer who was forging the items.
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Yes, my employer needed me badly.
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