Do you have fond memories of the day Randy D first visited your city?

 

So when do you plan to come visit my city?

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As soon as my flyboy comes to get me.   :   )

  Brb, Bb.  Pack a bag.




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You handsome hunk, I'll be waiting. 

And waiting....

 

  I haven’t been given any directions. 

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Where are you?

 

  Right here. Where are you?
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Right here!  Now what?

 

  Wait, how can you be here if I’m here and I don’t see you; are you sure you’re not there instead of here? Grrrrrrrr. 

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No, I'm here which is there.  Who is on first?

 

  How can here be there?
  What’s on second?
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Time travel. 

  Grrrrrrrrrrr.  Turn in your season pass, you fake fan you!

  Ok, it's now official; you've been appointed the president of the Sacramento Chapter of my fan club.  (Monthly dues are a sandwich.)

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  (drive thru drive-through)

  Ok, nearby Akron?  Columbus? Cleveland?  Cincinnati?

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Detroit is closer.