Do you have fond memories of the day Randy D first visited your city?

 

  The next time he’s going to be in your town, you should probably buy a ticket and go see his show.  Jes’ sayin’.

 

 

  I’ve been to both Perth and Fremantle twice. That’s the closest I’ve been to where you are, but I do remember sampling Vegemite. I met a woman named Bronwyn, she was originally from New Zealand, as was her mother. Her father was Australian. 

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  No, no, no, no!  You heard it wrong!  It was: women, have someone watch your children, get all gussied up, unlock all of your doors and windows because Randy D would select which of you would get lucky that night. 

  You really have to listen to the public service announcements more carefully. That’s probably why you missed out . . .

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Not entirely relevant, but it sparked a memory - rock band Billy Thorpe and the Aztecs did a tour called "Lock Up Your Daughters!" in the 70s, in keeping with the "bad boys" image they were nurturing.
When they re-formed in the late 90s they did a tour called "Lock Up Your Mothers!"