Hey, wait . . .
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Excuse me, but with all of my medical training, education, experience and expertise, I believe that I’m the best judge of whether or not you have a very clean bill of health. I will personally evaluate your heat, your lungs and your body to determine the areas in which you are above average. It is up to you to amaze me. Please remove all of your clothing and slip into my bathtub to prepare yourself for my examination. Oh, stop looking at me like that; this is all quite routine. (Cough, cough.)
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