What do you mean you’re only going to make sandwiches a couple of times a week?

  Your contract clearly states a couple of times a day.  Turn to chapter D, page 1, clause HCC, section CL, paragraph 2, line 8.  Dear. 

Drats, line ate again! You always have been clever with words. 

ok, ok, but can we re-negotiate the mayonnaise thing?  Making a tune sammich

without mayonnaise makes me want to, you know, not do it. 








  This post was edited by Art Lover at April 19, 2020 3:27 PM MDT

  Listen, all of the others are already plenty jealous of you because I not only have you at number 1 on the rotation, I often  bump them off the list when their turns come up and I put you in their places. Don’t ruin a good thing by threatening me with mayo. I love you, I love you a whole lot, but I’ll never succumb to mayo. Grrrrrr. 


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No mayo huh, drats.  One day I want you to spill your guts about WHY you don't like mayo.  Are you just being rebellious or is it trauma of some sort: did you almost drown in a vat of mayonnaise or does it look too much like bird poop or what?

  I just don’t like the taste, I never have. 

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I love you too, forget the mayo and close the door. 

  Now you’re talking my language . . . 



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