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Benedict Arnold

Are you going to cuddle me so close tonight that the cause of death will be asphyxiation?

That's fine.

Posted - May 1, 2020
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  • 10026
    I think the pillow I put over your head will have caused you to suffocate. Your snoring wakes up the neighbors and keeps me in a delirious state of mind.

    I am going to use your sweet and cuddling approach as my overtired look that pleads "not guilty." This post was edited by Merlin at May 1, 2020 5:18 PM MDT
      May 1, 2020 2:34 PM MDT
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  • My snoring sounds like a Bryan Adams ballad. 
      May 1, 2020 5:19 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I think even Bryan Adams would be having HUGE-BALLAD-LIKE Giggles!!!
      May 1, 2020 5:31 PM MDT
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  • Lol I think you would be right. 
      May 1, 2020 5:33 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    Big Winks and Smiles!!!
      May 1, 2020 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 11108
    Helpfull tip  - never use  a memory foam pillow when soffacateding someone because a memory foam pillow will remember who the killer is and  tell the cops. Cheers and happy weekend!
      May 1, 2020 6:27 PM MDT
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  • 5808
      May 1, 2020 3:59 PM MDT
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  • 10026
    I'm with you!!!  Cracking UP!!!!
      May 1, 2020 5:30 PM MDT
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  • 11108
    No way that would be dangerous for you  because my wife is a kick boxer plus she has some pretty long arms because her family has ties to organised crime. Cheers and happy weekend!
      May 1, 2020 6:08 PM MDT
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