Humorous replies, please. If you were to compile a list of Face Mask Etiquette, which points would you include on it?

1. The uglier one is the more of the face the mask must cover (some of you might consider using a grocery sack - double bagged).
2. Think of your nose as your private parts.  You want to keep it covered in public (lest people discover its diminutive or stuffed).
3. Your mask is like toilet paper - once you touch it, you gotta "flush" it (gives a whole new meaning to the term 'brown nosing').