What’s the number one reason your former employer would not or might not want to rehire you? (Humor appreciated.) ~

1) I’m too old to rejoin the Army. 

1a) I don’t need the money, so I wouldn’t show up. 

My choice of donuts for the business meetings - Garlic Bars, Spinach Twists, Broccoli Claws, Tofu Glaze, and Kelp cakes.   (I was just trying to promote good health for those overweight executives)