One time an oldtimer was travelling through the wilderness with his donkey. Well, the donkey up and died on him so he buried it in a place where he put on top a wood plaque saying, Here Lies My Ass. As the years went by some new settlers found the area and found the wood plaque which said here lies my ass on it, so, they decided to name the new town Myass. Many years later, a travelling salesman was travelling through Myass and decided to stop in a restaurant and order oyster stew. The waitress there said "I'm sorry, but we don't have any oysters. You see, my husband looked all over Myass and all he found was a bunch of crabs". Is that a screwed up punch line?
This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at May 28, 2020 1:33 PM MDT
Isn't having crabs a disease you get from sex with an infected person? He looked all over the town of MYass or did the "myass" belong to his wife? I dunno CW. Could be could be not. It's kinda confusing to me tell ya the truff. Was the town of Myass in MASSachusetts? Myass Mass sounds kinda funky. Thank you for your reply and Happy Thursday to ya m'dear! :)
This post was edited by RosieG at May 28, 2020 7:09 AM MDT
Why? You had nothing to do with the CW posting. I like Myass Mass a lot though. I'm going to try to use it elsewhere sometime. It is euphonious. That's it! Gonna ask a question right now using it! Thank you for your reply though it puzzles me! :)
I read your reply as ONE ANSWER not two Shuhak. Yes me go home witn egg on my face. Not YES. and then Me go home with egg on my face. There yar. Misunderstanding rears its ugly twisted gnarled grotesque face once again. Thank you for your clarification. Me no go anywhere with egg on my face. Not knowingly.
This post was edited by RosieG at May 29, 2020 9:54 AM MDT
CosmicWunderkind 