Washington Redskins...keep the name, change the logo.

That would be cool. Mine is funnier, though.

From Wikipedia:

"The term red tail may refer to the following animals: Red-tailed hawk ( Buteo jamaicensis), a North American bird of prey. Red-tailed boa (Boa constrictor), a Central American snake. Redtail catfish (Phractocephalus hemioliopterus), a South American freshwater fish."

So, the former Redskins, who were Native American warriors, will now either be haws, snakes or catfish.  Take your pick.