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Humor appreciated but not required: what are some TERRIBLE reasons to attend a funeral? ~

 

Posted - July 15, 2020
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  • 10639

    To pick up women (some are even recently single) 

    For the free food (a regular ‘hometown buffet’) 

    To practice your comedy club act (A guy walks into a coffin…)

      July 15, 2020 1:52 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Wait, folks, this guy has been peeking over my shoulder . . . 


      July 15, 2020 2:36 PM MDT
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  • 10639
    Or....  I've attended many funerals.  
      July 15, 2020 3:05 PM MDT
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