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Benedict Arnold

Give us your best TRUMP fake / made up quote. (Best answer 1000 credits)

Posted - October 6, 2016
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  • "The Statue of Liberty is fat and disgusting, who knows what's under that dress." 
      October 6, 2016 2:01 PM MDT
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  • 2758
    "All Mexicans are rapists, murderers and drug dealers."


    :-)
      October 6, 2016 2:03 PM MDT
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  • It's supposed to be made up. )
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 6, 2016 2:09 PM MDT
      October 6, 2016 2:07 PM MDT
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  • 2758
    It is!  Trump never said it. 
      October 6, 2016 2:08 PM MDT
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  • Come on Nimitz, give me.some credit.
    Plus this is just a humorous post. 
    I think you're a clever guy. 
    Let's see what you can do.  )
      October 6, 2016 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 2758
    Oh.  I didn't realize you wanted me to be serious. Alrighty then. :-) 

    "Hillary Clinton wears army boots, and her breath stinks."

    How's that? :-D
      October 6, 2016 2:15 PM MDT
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  • Hehe
    Perfect!
    Thank you ))
      October 6, 2016 2:17 PM MDT
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  • 2758
    "Chelsea looks like Vince Foster."

    :-)
      October 6, 2016 2:21 PM MDT
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  • 17614
    No
      October 6, 2016 2:06 PM MDT
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  • I meant fake Thrifty, I'm sure he's said that before. ;)
    Thanks for stopping by, T. 
    I do appreciate it.
    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 6, 2016 4:37 PM MDT
      October 6, 2016 2:18 PM MDT
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  • "I love Mexicans.  I love the Mexican people,  I really do.    They milk the cows and pick the strawberries I use in my Cheerio's every morning.  But the flow of drugs from their murderous thuggish cousins has got to stop.  That's why the Mexican people love me.  They know I am going to deport and keep out those very murdering rapist family members they left Mexico to escape." This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 6, 2016 5:17 PM MDT
      October 6, 2016 2:09 PM MDT
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  • That's pretty good. But still.too close to real.
    Come on make one up. You're a funny guy. )
      October 6, 2016 2:15 PM MDT
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  • "My daughter is a very pretty girl.   I tremble at the thought of dating my daughter while Sharia law forces her to wear a hijab." This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 6, 2016 2:31 PM MDT
      October 6, 2016 2:30 PM MDT
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  • Hahaha,  that's actually very good.
    Good one!
    Thanks G.
      October 6, 2016 2:37 PM MDT
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  • 2758
    I expect to hear how he said precisely this on the MSM news tonight. :-)
      October 6, 2016 2:16 PM MDT
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  • You haven't? )
      October 6, 2016 2:21 PM MDT
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  • It probably could be done.
      October 6, 2016 2:23 PM MDT
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  • 2758
    Maybe we should vote on the top non-quote and submit it to MSNBC 'as if.' :-)
      October 6, 2016 2:24 PM MDT
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  • I'm sure they'd jump on it, T. 
    No doubt.
      October 6, 2016 2:39 PM MDT
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  • " My opponent Hillary is lying to you folks.   She's always lying.   If she did half the lying she does here  in Clinton's own bed maybe her husband would never have been impeached." This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 6, 2016 6:18 PM MDT
      October 6, 2016 3:52 PM MDT
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  • Good one, although it may be a.little hard to top your previous one. 
    I mean it as a compliment.
    Thanks again G.
      October 6, 2016 8:55 PM MDT
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  • I will win because God is on my side!
      October 6, 2016 3:59 PM MDT
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  • That's funny, Ms Oz, 
    He's said everything around that but it.
    Took me.a minute to get the.subtlety of your response.
    Good answer!
    Thank you for writing.
      October 6, 2016 9:08 PM MDT
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  • Thank you .. I thought it might have been too subtle :). Good question BTW
      October 6, 2016 9:38 PM MDT
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