In your wildest dreams. You know I will haunt you with giggles and goosebumps, and wiggles, and tickles and remind you that even though you think you might be able to ..... I can still spit further and whistle better than you ever will! So there. Yes. I am sticking my tongue out! ;) :)!!
Vegemite is not readily available in Britain. But we have Marmite, which is a similar product - it is made out of concentrated yeast extract with vegetable extracts. It is darker in colour, more like molasses than caramel.