A) I had a better offer? How could any offer be better than an offer from my one and only Merlie?
E) Hey, wait a minute! I absolutely was out for my morning run after I posted this question, and now that I’ve returned, I see this answer. How did you know I was jogging unless you were spying on me? That’s it, isn’t it? You’ve been stalking me! You’re that lady I keep seeing out of the corner of my eye, you’ve been following me for weeks! It’s you, is that it?
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Wait, I thought it was YOU!
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Sorry, Sweetiekins, but there are always so many women checking me out when I go running that I can’t always keep all of you apart. Next time, you should wear a particular color ribbon in your ponytail and let me know what it is. I’ll give you a secret smile when you pass by.
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