Some folks are more vulnerable to catching crackpot wackadoodlenoodle insanity. Did you know it's communicable to the vulnerable?

Which is that which accounts for all the adoring worshippers and toady sycophants. They have been turned into zombies and robots. They were weak so they caught it. Once caught it stays and never leaves.

We've seen it in movies. Normal homo saps become zombies. Stepford Wives. Now you know the reason why the pumpkin has been so very successful among his limited fans. Feel better or worse?