Silly billy so they can smell like him 24/7 and be enveloped in him. Douse themselves with essence of pumpkina** available in perfume cologne and after shave. All proceeds going to the pumpkina** of course. He HATES it when people make money off him without giving him a cut.
What would be a good name for essence of pumpkina**? Why? Wouldja buy? What would YOU be willing to pay for it?
