Why would someone say to Randy D, “This isn’t personal, it’s just business.”?

 

  Well, it’s not how I roll . . . 

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  Wait, can’t we talk about this?

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Give up your harem.

 

  You have The Princess, right, so what would you need with dozens of Harem women?

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I am not allowed to do un-Knightly things with her, so...

 

  Oh! I wasn’t aware!

(Wait a second. What the heck good is she then?  Grrrrr.)

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Uh-oh. I hope she doesn't see that. She's a good listener and I can tell her things I can't tell my wife. Plus she loves me.

 

  Sure, pour coffee into her all day long and it it’s the only way she’s happy. Other than that, what’s the attraction?  Give me a coffee-detester any time over all of that craziness. Yuck!

This post was edited by Randy D at September 15, 2020 5:46 PM MDT

She hired me to eliminate nay-sayers.

 

  My non-coffee-drinking women and I are not afraid. 

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  How would you know something like that?  I thought you were a classy lady, real sophisticated and very demure and elegant!  Wait, exactly what was your line of work before retirement?
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Whatever line of work I was in, you can be sure I did it with class.

  ((((Are you the one who turned me in?  Why, you . . .   Listen, I don't know how much reward money they paid you, but if you'll recant your information and agree not to testify at any trial, I'll double it.  Shhhhhhhhhh.))))