I’m concerned that I might call Shuhak’s house one day, the cat will answer, tell me that Shuhak doesn’t live there any longer and has gone

on an extended vacation incognito in parts unknown.   Is there a government agency that handles this kind of scenario?

“Randy?  Randy who?  I see, a human, no doubt. Listen, my fine fellow, I don’t know any Randy D, so goodbye. What’s that you asked? Shuhak?  Hmmm, the name sounds slightly familiar, but he’s moved on, he’s no longer with us.  Don’t call here again, I won’t be so pleasant and charming a second time around.  Hang up now, do so immediately. Grrrrrrroew.” [CLICK!]