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Benedict Arnold

What are your best tips for avoiding an unexpected death at the pumpkin patch this Autumn?

Posted - October 12, 2020
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  • 339
    1 - Hide all the chainsaws
    2 - Buy an extra large rosary
    3. - Don't wear orange
      October 12, 2020 9:27 AM MDT
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  • Haha, #3 is by far the most logical answer that's probably going to be shared. 
      October 12, 2020 9:29 AM MDT
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  • 339
    Logic is why I'm here 
      October 12, 2020 9:51 AM MDT
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  • Go with nonsense.  All the other kids are doing it. 
      October 12, 2020 10:04 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Beware of the hairy three legged Purple Pumpkin Eater; will not tolerate anyone stealing his pumpkins.
      October 12, 2020 9:51 AM MDT
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  • So I was already told not to wear orange.  And now it seems purple is off limits too. 
      October 12, 2020 9:56 AM MDT
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  • 11087
    Wear a mask. And wash your hands.
      October 12, 2020 10:15 PM MDT
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  • 1440

    dont collect the dead leaves without gloves on - you could get bitten by hidden spiders/wasps ! 

     

    it happened to me when i was 5 

      October 16, 2020 9:14 AM MDT
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