Did you know that today's wireless phones are so rugged that the walkng texter can walk in front of a moving bus

I almost did that tonight.  As my phone is my sole internet source at this time...I nearly had a meltdown...lol

(Note to self:  quit putting your phone in your back pocket!)

lol That's how I've done it, too. However, I've put it in a front shirt pocket to avoid that and have lost it into a tub while bathing the kiddos, so it's a no-win situation. If I manage to avoid those things, the phone eventually winds up in the washing machine. 

Not true. My stepdaughter dropped hers in a rain puddle and I rescued it by placing it in a baggie with some calcium chloride. The next day it worked fine.