What the heck is taking her so long to get back here with the popcorn? The movie is about to start. Grrrrrrr.

 

  Gee, you must know her! She is a women’s libber; she adamantly insists on using her own money to pay for the entire date, movie, the snacks, parking, and for the motel room afterwards! My wallet stays shut as tightly as my tilde vault, and all I have to do is put out at the end of the night! Ain’t life just grand?



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Wow, LMAO, she wants you Randy D. Just remember what the "D" stands for and protect yo-self. 

 

Oh, I see you’re familiar with what‘s going on here.

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Yep, there's always a catch.  Out the in public it's always, I will pay for the dinner.  I will pay for the movie.  I will pay for the munchies.   I will pay for the room.  But once your inside where no one else can see, suddenly it's YOU have to put out.

 

 (But once your you’re inside)

Uh..... that's not...(ahem)... I mean, (ahem-hem) yah, you got me.  I blew it (bad, bad fingers).  I'm so glad you caught that.

(*phew! he didn't notice.*)  

 

  Out the in public . . .

Doh!

 

  I know, right? The worst part is that I never got my popcorn.