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Randy D

Should I kick a woman out of The Harem because I’ve found out she eats soup with her fingers?

 

  [I run a respectable joint around here, I’ll have you know! Grrrrrrr.]

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Posted - January 9, 2021
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  • 13277
    Maybe, but definitely if she eats sandwiches that way.
      January 9, 2021 7:09 PM MST
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  • 53524
      January 10, 2021 8:26 AM MST
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  • 13277
    I know, right? What women eat sandwiches?
      January 10, 2021 8:46 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Many women eat sandwiches. What are you on about this time? Take your meds!



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    This post was edited by Randy D at January 10, 2021 12:56 PM MST
      January 10, 2021 8:59 AM MST
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  • 13277
    Am I turning into CW?
      January 10, 2021 9:15 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      You’re turning into someone (or something), but it’s a gradual transition that began over a year ago, which is just about the time I began to notice how weird some of your posts are. Do I have to speak with Headquarters about having you checked out for a mental evaluation to determine your continued fitness for duty? 


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      January 10, 2021 12:43 PM MST
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  • 13277
    LOL
      January 10, 2021 1:49 PM MST
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  • 10052
    YES!
      January 9, 2021 7:09 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Wait, you’re just trying to use reverse psychology on me, aren’t you?
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      January 9, 2021 7:42 PM MST
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  • 10662
    You should be thankful she doesn't eat it with her toes.  (mmm...soup and jam)
      January 9, 2021 9:43 PM MST
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  • 8214
    You already have enough to keep you very busy. 
      January 10, 2021 4:55 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      That’s a good way to look at the situation, I guess. After all, I do have that stack of pending applicants to go through.


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      January 10, 2021 7:24 AM MST
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  • 7795
    That would only be a problem if it was your fingers she was eating from. Otherwise, I don't see the problem.
      January 10, 2021 7:41 AM MST
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  • 44649
    I would hire her. I'm like that.
      January 10, 2021 11:43 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Ok, I’ll contract her out to you, but only part-time. And you have to offer her extremely lucrative benefits, or no deal. 

     


    [Before anyone protests or corrects me, I already know that benefits are not usually go with part-time employment. The Professor, however, is absolutely loaded. He makes gold bullion in his cellar laboratory, the alchemist that he is.]


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      January 10, 2021 12:54 PM MST
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