[I run a respectable joint around here, I’ll have you know! Grrrrrrr.]
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Many women eat sandwiches. What are you on about this time? Take your meds!
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You’re turning into someone (or something), but it’s a gradual transition that began over a year ago, which is just about the time I began to notice how weird some of your posts are. Do I have to speak with Headquarters about having you checked out for a mental evaluation to determine your continued fitness for duty?
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Wait, you’re just trying to use reverse psychology on me, aren’t you?
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That’s a good way to look at the situation, I guess. After all, I do have that stack of pending applicants to go through.
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Ok, I’ll contract her out to you, but only part-time. And you have to offer her extremely lucrative benefits, or no deal.
[Before anyone protests or corrects me, I already know that benefits are not usually go with part-time employment. The Professor, however, is absolutely loaded. He makes gold bullion in his cellar laboratory, the alchemist that he is.]
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