You just hit my weak spot. You see, I have a wicked fast metabolism, probably from being born premature, and my waist line is comparable to most girls. I have been chided that I eat more then 20 people at once, but, not because I want to but because I am needy rube with lacking comparability. Just the other day, I real a real scientific treatise stating it doesn't matter what you eat, it's how you metabolize it. No wonder I'm gratefully alone. Alone is able to eat without backlash. "Oh, I don't know how you do it?" What? I never gained or lost more then 10 pounds in my entire adult life. I want to eat inanimate objects. Do you know those little square packets with products that say: "Do not eat". That's me. Mmm gravy and giblets!
This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at January 27, 2021 8:17 AM MST