OK, this is for the literate ones among us - and ONLY the literate ones, well, literates and trans-sexuals

And I am gathering 3009 tasteful girly shots for discerning gentlemen, and a list of politicians who were prematurely cremated.
But one word that comes to mind is transfiguration - transporting a truckload of figs across the state line.
In fact they are black figs - but the last thing I need is a clique of lefties and disgruntled white football players jumping up and down complaining about black privilege. You think that hasn't happened - check my trip log.XX

I'm as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market. I've only had two beers and I can't understand either of you. Must be second hand from my wife's weed.

*ought* Aught means zero.

American - labeled

UK - labelled

HA HA, YOU MISSED CRIEM - SHOULD BE CRIME. Check it out, you'll see I'm write. 

A word that comes to mind is INFLAMMABLE, which, so supposed the literary elite, the great mass of ill-educated villeinage was likely to misinterpret as non-flammable. Hence the now widespread, if not universal, ‘flammable’ in warnings. I remember when this freshly-coined word started appearing on notices. The once common ‘inflammable’ is rarely seen anymore. If ignorance avoidance were deemed more practical than education, I might have chosen either ‘combustible’, or ‘highly combustible’ as most appropriate for the circumstance, but my meagre credentials in this regard did not permit my participation in the discussion.