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Randy D

Randy D thinks: “I can’t even bust a move with her mother sitting next to me and her aunt on the far end! Oh, wait, that’s the idea, right?”

 

Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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Posted - February 1, 2021
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  • 8214
    hahahahaha, not a good idea Randy D.
      February 1, 2021 3:48 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Don’t just sit there laughing, can’t you call Ma and Auntie into the next room to distract them while I do my thing?  Help a brutha out, why don’t you?
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      February 1, 2021 9:21 AM MST
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  • 10662
    Family contraception  (prevents STDs too)
      February 1, 2021 11:43 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Shu, you’re just the man I need to see. Listen, Pal, take $75 to $85 from petty cash and give Ma and Auntie a ride to Pottery Barn or Denny’s or something. Whatever they don’t spend is all yours. Thanks. 

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      February 1, 2021 4:45 PM MST
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  • 10662
    Take then to the potty and give them pennies.   Got it!
      February 1, 2021 6:29 PM MST
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  • 53524


      (then them)
      February 1, 2021 7:44 PM MST
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  • 10662
    (sigh)  Sorry to say, but my errors are likely to get worse.  (getting old sucks!)
      February 1, 2021 9:34 PM MST
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  • 53524


      Fine, fine, fine!  Just so the potty is on the other side of town, or better yet, in the next county, you can give them quarters to access the public loo and pocket the lion's share of the cash.  Do whatever it takes.


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      February 1, 2021 7:48 PM MST
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  • 10662
    I have to give them pennies AND quarters???  Plus I have to share with lions???  Something tells me I'm not going to come out ahead on this one.
      February 1, 2021 9:38 PM MST
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