What's the deal with people wanting to go outside?

Outside is overrated. There are people out there, you know. People. *shudders* 

It's a lovely day today.  Time to spend some time in the sun.

not sure but wish my neighbors would go out more, they can get annoying

Get a dog and walk it.  You will see the benefits of going outside and getting a nice walk that even a Dog understands.

I'm goin to Graceland.  I'm gonna walk all over the place.

tend the paddy fields

They are crazy Mr. B.  Do not associate with them.