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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Posted - March 6, 2021
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  • 8214
    Hope you are a cat. 
      March 6, 2021 11:14 AM MST
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  • 10635
    It voids the warranty on your pacemaker.
      March 6, 2021 11:26 AM MST
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  • 5451
    The first time you would be 50% of the way to death.  If you get scared half to death again, you would be 75% of the way there.  If you get scared half to death a third time, you’re 87.5% of the way there, so the good news is that if you keep getting scared half to death, you’ll never actually make it!
      March 6, 2021 2:14 PM MST
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  • 44603
    I love math.
      March 6, 2021 3:30 PM MST
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  • 34251
    Depends on if you get the over half at same time as the first. 

    Reminds me of an old joke. 

    A woman finds a genie. And the Genie says: I will grant you 3 wishes but your ex husband will get double whatever you wish. 

    So she thinks about it and agrees that it is fair and good. 

    Wish #1: A brand new porche. 
    Genie grants it. She gets one brand new porche and ex hubby gets two brand new porches. 

    Wish #2: $1Billion dollars. 
    Genie grants it. She gets $1B and exhubby gets $2B.

    Wish #3: I wish for 2 men to come and beat me 1/2 to death.  
      March 6, 2021 7:30 PM MST
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  • 1817
    if you eat yourself do you disappear or double in size 
      March 6, 2021 8:13 PM MST
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