Whatever is new and improved.
Whatever has the most bells and whistles
Whatever impresses others the most
On and on and on and on and on and on and on
Neverending.
Hmmm... let's see what would happen if we did put a todasy person back then...
Let me get this straight... you expect me to spend months in a wagon that doesn't have a heater or air-conditioning??
What do you mean it'll take a few months to reach Frisco? I have an important meeting there this afternoon and no one seems to know where the nearest airport is.
Excuse me, I paid for first-class.... so why am I riding in a coach?
What's this stage's Wi-Fi password?
Do you know the telegraph symbols to order a pizza?