There would be no gun problem. There would be rare if any massacres. Rare if any murders. Rare if any "heat of passion" extermination.
SIGH.
Grab a gun. They're always available. Got a problem? Grab a gun and use it. Hate someone? Grab a gun and shut him up. Dislike someone? Grab a gun and use it and see what happens.
Grab a gun grab a gun
It's so fun it's so fun it's so fun
Always use it and don't refuse it
Number one don't forget always carry loaded gun
Anthem for them. Never be away from home without a loaded gun. Also at night always have a loaded gun within reach. ALWAYS AND FOREVER FAITHFUL AND LOYAL.
Of course. It's a way scary world out there. The only thing that protects you for death is grabbing your loaded gun and shooting someone.
The more guns we have the less violent crime and gun-related massacres, right? That's the spin. We are told if everyone had guns no one would dare shoot anyone.
So the problem isn't a plethora of gun but a dearth. A fixable problem. Mandate that everyone living in america be armed at all times. At every age that they can walk. Problem solved.