FIRST LIMBO For unbaptized and virtuous Pagans..maybe he belongs here too. How would I know?
SECOND LUST Anyone controlled by hormones. Dames sue him for sexual impropriety/RAPE. So he fits here
THIRD GLUTTONY The guy weighs 400lbs. His appearance attests to his being a glutton
FOURTH GREED Money grubbers and the overly materialistic Once again he fits bigly bigtime
FIFTH ANGER Wrathful soul always angry at someone and usually in multiplicities
SIXTH HERESY He uses GOD and BIBLES for photo ops and fake "belief". He is an heretic head to toe
SEVENTH VIOLENCE Well he has ginned up violence ever since he ran for prez. Also 1/6/21 is his. He fits here
EIGHTH FRAUD I WUZ ROBBED is the biggest fraud but he is also being charged with more multiples
NINTH TREACHERY Where all historical TRAITORS end up.
See the problem? In which HE** does he most belong? All of them.
So being a fair person as I am let's just cut him up in 9 pieces so he can be properly represented at each level.
Whaddaya say hey hey hey?