*DISCLAIMER: I do not now nor have I ever had a FaceBook account. I sincerely doubt I will ever have one at any point in the future.
**Based on both current and projected average life expectancy figures, and when taking into consideration my age, there is extremely little probability that I will still be alive in 2071.
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You’re planning something in that basement take-over-the-world laboratory of yours, aren’t you?
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