1. My s/o needs me for something.
2. I have an important call on the other line...I'll call you back later.
3. My cat/dog needs to be fed.
4. I'm starving and need to eat NOW.
5. I need to go take a dump.
6. Start fake coughing uncontrollably.
7. There is someone at the door.
8. I just heard a loud noise in the back yard.
9. I need to throw up.
9. other_________________
10. I don't lie. (Yeah...right)