(with apologies to Captain Ahab)
Away from me, thou hateful and lying democrat!; to the last I dispute with thee; from hell’s heart I deny that your phony virus is real; for hate’s sake I shall use my last breath to denounce it. You only want to take away our god-given freedoms that thou mayest reign over us. Be gone thou damned socialist! Were I not tied to this accursed ventilator I wouldest shoot thee with my guns! I shall now and forever affirm that thy so-called virus IS NOT REAL!