Apart from the United Kingdom, English is spoken in Canada, Ireland, the United States, India, Australia and several other countries.
I have difficulty understanding English as spoken by natives of India, and some of the dialects spoken by natives of the United Kingdom.
Most of the ones on phones. I swear, even if you're lucky enough to actually get a live person on the phone, 9 out of 10 times they don’t speak English. (It’s a job requirement)
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Thank you for calling 911 emergency. This call may be monitored for quality assurance. Please listen carefully as our menu options have changed.
If this is a medical emergency, press 1.
If this is a non medical emergency, press 2.
(*1*)
If you're experiencing trouble breathing, press 1.
If you are experiencing a stroke, press 2.
If you're experiencing heart issues, press 3.
For all other issues, press 9.
(*3*)
If you are having a heart attack, press 1.
If your heart has stopped, press 2.
For all other heart issues, press 9.
(Pause, *1*)
I’m sorry, I do not recognize that input.
If you are having a heart attack, press 1.
If your heart has stopped, press 2.
For all other heart issues, press 9.
(*1*)
Operator: Dank u baa culg 91v. Fly blame Bob, chow mgfz blue?
Caller: I’m … having ... a … heart …attack!
Operator: I story to cheer ddzzzw, sur. Evorb kin or meken.
Caller: What?
Operator: Did evort kin or meeken?
Caller: I’m … having ... heart …attack!!!!
Operator: Guy undarstind, sur. Did ebvort kin or meeken?
Caller: Heart... attack! Heart... attack!
Operator: Guy undarstind tblat sur. Ebvort kin or meeken?
Caller: (*groan*) meeken! Meeken!
Operator: I is sorry, sir, tofu ken milk?
Caller: Speak... Engli… oooo… ack … oooo….. (*sound of a body hitting the floor*)
Operator: Yez sir. Guy undarstind. Peas ebvort, kin or meeken.
…………………… sir? ……. Sir? …………………………… sir? ……………. Tahtnk uu for bailentg 911. Jaw k glued blag.