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Is Jesus the first-known zombie to have existed (since he died and rose again) ?

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Posted - November 1, 2016
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  • Zombies Ruleā˜ 
      November 1, 2016 12:01 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Yes and he turned us all into vampires for Christ.  That is why you drink His blood and eat his body Every Sunday.
      November 1, 2016 12:05 PM MDT
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  •   November 1, 2016 12:08 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    Am I making Jesus jokes?  What am I turning into? 
    It's just that I cannot stand the public idea of what they think he is, looks like and said.  They are so far removed from anything Jesus to me.

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    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at November 2, 2016 12:53 PM MDT
      November 1, 2016 12:50 PM MDT
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  •   November 1, 2016 12:58 PM MDT
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  • 682
    That's right. It is cannibalistic when you think about it. Ritualistic in the Church.
      November 1, 2016 8:18 PM MDT
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  • " KNOWN TO HAVE  EXISTED   ???????"     nope !  There is NO proof  , let alone   knowledge  of  the existence  of jesus .  ever.

     not to  mention  .  even as a story , it wouldn't be the first  .  many pre-christian religions  had similar  stories .  most  notably  the story of horus  1000's of years earlier  that mirrors the story of jesus almost word for word  .  This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at November 2, 2016 6:20 AM MDT
      November 1, 2016 8:44 PM MDT
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  • 11005
    What about Lazarus? Jesus reportedly raised him from the dead.
      November 2, 2016 12:47 PM MDT
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