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Chocolate bed, or bed chocolate?

 

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Posted - October 12, 2021

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  • 10662

    Depends if your want to grow it or “bang” it.  

    Everyone knows that if you want to grow chocolate you plant chocolate seeds.  (Nestlé sells an entire bag of them labeled "chocolate chips").  Plant them close together in a small area and in a few months you’ll have a nice bed of chocolate.
    If you want to “bang” it (bed it?), you should put it in the freezer for a several hours first.  That way it’ll be nice and hard.

      October 12, 2021 12:29 PM MDT
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  • That's what she said. 
      October 15, 2021 1:54 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Hmmm...

      October 14, 2021 1:43 PM MDT
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