DISCLAIMER: I do not like to waste food, I do not like it when others waste food. I acknowledge, however, that it happens, and sometimes cannot be avoided.
Why not just freeze everything outside in a snow bank near your homestead?

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You could have at least called me. Grrrrrrr.![]()
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You can’t go wrong with sandwiches. Say, since you’re so good at making them, how would you like to drop by my place and tour the basement areas?

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You’re not even the least bit curious?

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Hold on a second: how did you even know that I was out there? Oh, a security camera! Oops. Grrrrrrrr.

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Grrrrrrr.
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