(after shave aftershave)
(after shave aftershave)
(over done overdone)
Oh, believe me, I’m always keeping an eye on you, Lady.
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It’s the One-On-One Tutoring Package that I keep trying to convince you to buy. I can be at your place two to three nights a week if you’d just take out your credit card and place the order. Grrrrrrrr.
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Wait, you know about the Tilde scandal? I paid a lot of hush money to keep that story from getting out, I don’t know how you found out about . . . oh, never mind that, I’m very close to being acquitted or to having the case thrown out of court entirely, it just depends on whether the judge wants a new boat or wants to renovate her summer home. (Cough, cough.) But I digress.
The tutoring scheme is a lucrative way for me to further line my pockets perfect opportunity for you to brush up on those tiny and barely noticeable oopsies you have every now and then. I’d be happy to set you up on an installment plan if the lump sum is too much for you to take all at once. I’ll even accept cash instead of credit. (Cough, cough.)
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Summer 2023.
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Now that’s a good line. Scary good.
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