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Have you ever had fun with a crack head?

My new crack head  neighbour came over yesterday and angrily accused my dog of crapping in his yard. I knew it couldn't be true because my dog stays within 20 feet of me when he is outside but I decided to humor the guy. So I informed the guy that I was a hunter and a expert at identifying animal scat (I am). Then I went over to his house and walked around the scat a couple of times while I stroked my chin (like I was giving it great thought). Then I said nope that's not from my dog and the guy said how do you know that. And I said because there are no kernels of corn in it. The guy said OK and he waved at me today so he must now know it wasn't my dog. Cheers!

Posted - March 2, 2022
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  • 34240
    No, I avoid them whenever possible. 
      March 2, 2022 4:29 PM MST
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  • 10630
    Let me guess, you graduated from Northern Charmin University with a masters in dung application.  Your diploma (roll) is written on toilet paper and hangs on your bathroom wall above the john (signed by professor Scott).

    Making friends over a course of scat.... That'd make an interesting "how to" book.  
      March 2, 2022 8:31 PM MST
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  • 11101
    No you can't learn all the things that I know about scat in a school - it is more of a hands on experience type of thing. Originally I was going to tell the guy that it wasn't from my dog and it probably came from one of his crack head friends but I'm glad I went with the corn kernel thing. Cheers!
      March 2, 2022 8:59 PM MST
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  • 44600
    How is that fun?
    But. no, I don't think I know any. If I do, they are on my sister's side of the family and I probably would not have much fun with them.
      March 3, 2022 8:46 AM MST
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  • 11101
    It was more of a visual fun - you should of seen his face when I told him the scat was lacking kernel corn. Cheers!
      March 3, 2022 9:10 AM MST
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  • 11101
    Before covid I used to have lots of fun with the crack heads in Cracksville (Parksville). When I was waiting for my bus I would light up a cigarette to draw the crack heads out of the woodwork. After I told them that I could't spare them a smoke they would try to sell me stuff. Once a guy tried to sell me a silverware set so I fibbed and told him that I had bought silverware from druggies before and they were missing spoons (druggies use spoons for preparing their drug). He tried to prove that all the spoons were there by counting them out. I kept interrupting him so he had to start counting again and again. Another time a guy tried selling me a bowling ball. I told him that the ball looked off balance and when he said it wasn't I asked him to prove it by rolling the ball straight down the street. What I didn't tell him was that the street had a slight hill to it. It was pretty funny watching him chase the ball down the street and when he finally came back with the ball I told him I didn't want it anymore because the ball was all scratched up from rolling down the street. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at March 3, 2022 10:10 AM MST
      March 3, 2022 10:09 AM MST
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