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If they were contestants together, who would win the game show Jeopardy!, God or Chuck Norris?

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Posted - March 3, 2022

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  • 13395
    I would guess that since Chuck Norris is older and wiser than God, he would easily win.
      March 3, 2022 10:57 AM MST
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  • 13277
    Impossible matchup if God doesn’t exist.
      March 3, 2022 10:58 AM MST
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  • 44603
    And if He/She does?
      March 3, 2022 1:42 PM MST
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  • 13277
    I don't traffic in hypotheticals.
      March 3, 2022 2:57 PM MST
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  • 6023
    Isn't that the point of insurance, though?
    It's all "What if this happened".
      March 4, 2022 12:16 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Insurance for the existence of God? How would that work?
      March 4, 2022 12:30 PM MST
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  • 6023
    You were saying you don't traffic in hypotheticals.
    But if you have insurance, you're trafficing in hypotheticals.


    According to a couple of people I know, the only reason they attend church is "What if god IS real?"
    And, of course, that prompts me to ask them - "Shouldn't you worship EVERY god, then?  You know, to cover all your bases."
    (So I guess attending church and paying tithes is "purchasing" god insurance, to some people.)
      March 4, 2022 12:53 PM MST
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  • 13277
    I don't believe in a literal God in human form. I actually think people and civilizations came first, then invented religions and Gods to explain how it all came about. But I attend synagogue services, which replaced temple worship and animal sacrifices as described in the bible, more for social and community reasons. Many Jews view God as the forces and laws governing nature and the universe, which are much larger and greater than any humanlike entity can be. This post was edited by Stu Spelling Bee at March 4, 2022 1:40 PM MST
      March 4, 2022 1:39 PM MST
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  • 6023
    Well first, you'd have to have a run-off to select which god would go up against Chuck Norris.
    If you want a monotheistic deity - I would say Aten, as it has been around the longest so should have the most knowledge.

      March 3, 2022 12:08 PM MST
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  • 13277
    run-off runoff
      March 3, 2022 2:56 PM MST
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  • 34251
    God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. This post was edited by my2cents at March 3, 2022 4:38 PM MST
      March 3, 2022 12:54 PM MST
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  • 44603
    And Chuck.
      March 3, 2022 1:42 PM MST
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  • 34251
    Yes and the God of Chuck. 
      March 3, 2022 1:44 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Iassic Isaac

    IASSIC?
      March 3, 2022 2:56 PM MST
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  • 44603
    That did look strange.
      March 4, 2022 8:16 AM MST
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  • 13277
    Wasn’t that the titular character in “Iassic Park?”
      March 4, 2022 10:18 AM MST
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