Can you give us a funny 'change a light bulb' joke?

How many American manufacturers does it take to change a light bulb? 
None, they ship it to South Asia and have them change it!

How many millennial does it take to screw in a light bulb?  One, he holds the bulb and the world revoves around him.

How many grammar cops does it take to change a light bulb?

Too, one to change the light bulb, one to write a ticket for using the wrong too. 

How many United States senators does it take to change a light bulb?

At least 60 to break the filibuster over changing the light bulb.


How many math teachers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just 3x - 2 = x, solve for x. 




How many worms does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but a better question is how they got inside of the light bulb in the first place. 

How many lightbulbs does it take to change a human? 

Hmm.. I have no idea.

Wait....

How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb. Three: One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.