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Can you give us a funny 'change a light bulb' joke?

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Posted - March 21, 2022
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  • 1634
    How many American manufacturers does it take to change a light bulb? 
    None, they ship it to South Asia and have them change it!
      March 21, 2022 5:26 PM MDT
    4

  • How many millennial does it take to screw in a light bulb?  One, he holds the bulb and the world revoves around him.


      March 21, 2022 8:02 PM MDT
    5

  • 1634
    *OUCH!*
      March 22, 2022 2:24 PM MDT
    1

  • 5450

    How many grammar cops does it take to change a light bulb?

    Too, one to change the light bulb, one to write a ticket for using the wrong too. 


    How many United States senators does it take to change a light bulb?

    At least 60 to break the filibuster over changing the light bulb.


    How many math teachers does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just 3x - 2 = x, solve for x. 




    How many worms does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Two, but a better question is how they got inside of the light bulb in the first place. 

      March 21, 2022 10:52 PM MDT
    5

  • 10940
    How many lightbulbs does it take to change a human? 

    Hmm.. I have no idea.

    Wait....


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      March 21, 2022 11:03 PM MDT
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  • 3216
    How many _________ does it take to change a light bulb. Three: One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder. 
      March 23, 2022 6:51 PM MDT
    2