What did you earn today?

 

  What does the figure “30” represent?

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days in the month.

Days in a month. Good question.

 

  [I will be expecting my usual cut. Jes’ sayin’. Cough, cough.]


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LEts see.... that would be .000006.  Of course there's a $2.25 handling fee (payable to me).  sooooo.... I believe that means you owe ME $2.249994.    (I only accept cash - no checks, credit cards, picture files, debi cards, or foreign currency.)

  Meh. You will get exactly one can of generic cat food from me, and you’ll be happy to get that, so there! Grrrrrrrrrrrr.

You're the one who was trying to get a take of my monthly income.

 

  Pay what you owe, Dude. That’s the only way I see it.
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Ok.   Um... how does one cut a penny into 6000 even pieces?