Don’t you and your wife like it when you doze off on top of her on the couch? Sounds like great fun to me, but then again, I always think with Randy brain. Seventy years old and you’ve still got it!
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Wow, you two sure are into some kinky stuff.
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I certainly do! You might be missing out on a lot of fun if you’ve never done it or if you’ve never had it done to you! Let me explain what it’s like. First of all, you need to decide if you want to be the squisher, the squishee, or alternate between the two roles. Then you should . . . you know, I can do this a lot better through active demonstrations instead of just trying to describe it. Hold that thought while I book a flight.
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I just what? And please quit calling me Shirley; I’ve explained that it was only a phase that I was going through and I explored new and different ways to express myself. Besides, the hosiery and skirts kept getting caught on my leg hairs, and no matter how much I practiced walking in those high-heeled shoes, I never truly got it and almost broke an ankle several times. Grrrrrrr.
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(Dude, I’ll never fall for it. Why do you keep wasting your time? LOL.)
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Nope. I’m not one of the ones who were on your lawn.
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Spunky 