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Urban Spaceman

Would you keep rhinoceroses in the kitchen to baffle the neighbours?

Posted - April 14, 2023
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  • 2999
    I would keep it in my front yard.  In the front yard there would be a big sign; "Kiss a Rhinoceros for $5.00 and a watermelon," who  will be known as Gladys.   Gladys loves watermelon, everyone wants a happy Rhinoceros.




     This post was edited by Honey Dew at February 12, 2024 10:49 AM MST
      April 14, 2023 9:12 AM MDT
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  • 63
    I had to make that the Asker's Pick simply because you said "watermelon". Thanks for being so understanding, Honey Dew.
      April 14, 2023 9:15 AM MDT
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  • 11112
    I would but I would put a big cork on its horn so it wouldn't scratch the appliances. Cheers!
      April 14, 2023 9:19 AM MDT
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  • 44619
    Only one...small kitchen.
      April 14, 2023 3:52 PM MDT
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  • 34283

    They make great paper towel holders. 
      April 14, 2023 6:18 PM MDT
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  • 63
    Where did you get that from? I want one of those.
      February 12, 2024 7:27 AM MST
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  • 34283
    Amazon. 
      February 12, 2024 7:45 AM MST
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  • 844
    Now, why would anyone treat a rhinoceros that cruelly?? As a joke yet!
      April 14, 2023 6:51 PM MDT
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  • 63
    It's not cruel. There will always be something for it to eat.
      May 20, 2023 7:12 AM MDT
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  • 3719
    Never mind baffling the neighbours. It'd baffle the animal and I how to make it fit in my cramped little galley!
      January 11, 2024 12:19 PM MST
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