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Not all of them are stressed!
(I think that’s just your jealousy talking. Grrrrrrrr.)
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More jealousy (sigh). Those smiles are not from apathy.
Why can’t you just enjoy your access to Randy Candy like they do? Competitiveness isn’t even necessary, learn to share me and you’ll be as happy as they are.
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Gee, your bitterness at other women enjoying me knows no end. They’re not a threat to you, you’re still leaps and bounds ahead of them on the rotation.
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