I don’t know if I might draw a picture exactly like this house with the other unique things I will draw or put in it, just if I will be drawing so many other pictures of good houses

  We here at Harems-я-Us frown upon the use of the word “concubines” in relation to any type of enterprise, operation, social interaction, or business arrangement at our sub-basement facilities anywhere in the world. The young ladies and seasoned gentle women who volunteer their time at our homespun activities are among the finest examples of character and poise and intelligence (and many of them look darn good too). They would be mortified to find out that anyone refers to them with such a disparaging term. Harumpf! Grrrrrrrrr. 

  No sale! (You would probably have them speaking with Toledo accents and strung out on avocados and mayonnaise within a week anyway, or you’ll pair up with your buddy the Awful Aussie and force the women into smuggling Vegemite across international borders! Pack up your papers and go pedal your kettle of fish somewhere else!)