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Hurry, please, I have a telemarketer on hold. The offer is an Anti-Mayonnaise force field around my home, guaranteed to detect and deter!

 

  It’s a time-sensitive deal, if I sign now, they’ll throw in a free 60 days of their Vegemite diffuser plan. I don’t want to miss this opportunity, I just need your opinions; should I also get the extended warranty?


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Posted - October 6

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  • 10751
    It's probably no more effective than the anti-Randy D force field that I got scammed into buying. But go right ahead.
      October 6, 2024 4:08 PM MDT
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  • 8092
    Sorry you got taken, it obviously didn't work. Happy you gave a head's up so no one else will get scammed. 
      October 6, 2024 5:03 PM MDT
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  • 53412


      Aren’t you worried that without having such a system yourself, you’ll have no protection when Randy D goes in?


      Hold on, that doesn’t even sound right! Sorry about that.
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      October 6, 2024 7:28 PM MDT
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  • 53412

     

      Technically speaking, one of my operatives sold that to you, and it works in reverse as a homing device to guide me in.


      The proceeds of the sale went into the Restraining Order Defense Fund. We thank you for your purchase.

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      October 6, 2024 6:44 PM MDT
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  • 10751
    Well, there's $19.99 down the drain.
      October 6, 2024 6:58 PM MDT
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  • 53412
    ¿$19.99????

    It costs $5,000.00 plus shipping, handling, and taxes! It’s right there on the invoice! Grrrrrrrrr.
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      October 6, 2024 7:05 PM MDT
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  • 10751
    The salesman gave me a special deal.
      October 6, 2024 8:34 PM MDT
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