It’s a time-sensitive deal, if I sign now, they’ll throw in a free 60 days of their Vegemite diffuser plan. I don’t want to miss this opportunity, I just need your opinions; should I also get the extended warranty?
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Aren’t you worried that without having such a system yourself, you’ll have no protection when Randy D goes in?
Hold on, that doesn’t even sound right! Sorry about that.
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I haven’t forgotten, I know about it, I just don’t take it as seriously as you do. In fact, I’m trying to find a way into your place right now so we can discuss that very issue. You certainly don’t make these things easy on brutha. Grrrrrrrr.
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Vicious schmicious, cat schmat! Felines love me, absolutely adore me, even the ones who have the worst dispositions when other people interact with them. It probably correlates much in the same way woman are bedazzled by my charm. It’s a gift.
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Technically speaking, one of my operatives sold that to you, and it works in reverse as a homing device to guide me in. 
The proceeds of the sale went into the Restraining Order Defense Fund. We thank you for your purchase.
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All of my operatives are women. 
Some slickster dude must have scammed you, pretended to be from Randolph D Randolph Industries and sold you a bogus product. Oh well, losing only $19.99 shouldn’t hurt too much, I hear you’re loaded.
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Nicely stacked, perhaps?
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Jane S 