Tildes are not meant to be merely placed on display and gawked at like exhibits on dusty museum shelves! They’re the very workhorses of everyday life, their purpose is to be put to use! How DARE you steal tildes from me and then blaspheme that they escaped due to being overworked! Tildes love me and I love them, there’s no mistreatment going on here!
You produce legal proof of how you gained ownership of MYYYYYY tildes or I’ll alert the proper authorities to have you thrown into the clink and dragged into court!! Grrrrrrrrrr.
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You know, they have places for women like you . . .
. . . (and I’ll get all of my tildes back once you’re sent up the river). Grrrrrrr.
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Air tags! That’s a great idea, thank you! I should be using those in Minneapolis, they’d be perfect for keeping track of Jane S! Listen, the next time you’re having lunch at her place, could you have one on your person and connect me to it? It would certainly narrow down all of my mapping efforts. You’re a doll, an absolute doll.
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But you can be one of my operatives if you so desire, all it takes is signing a contract and meeting me in person to go through the interview process!
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Art Lover 