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When purchasing tildes, do you prefer to get a receipt, an invoice, or a bill of sale?



 

Posted - November 1

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  • 8209
    Purchase you say?  I just collect tildes who have escaped from your clutches, each with their story on how you used them over and over and over again. 

    Thank you for getting rid of my little tilde problem, I was hoping you would...and you did, by giving them a chance to escape.  :  )




    This post was edited by Art Lover at November 1, 2024 5:15 PM MDT
      November 1, 2024 2:23 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      Tildes are not meant to be merely placed on display and gawked at like exhibits on dusty museum shelves! They’re the very workhorses of everyday life, their purpose is to be put to use! How DARE you steal tildes from me and then blaspheme that they escaped due to being overworked! Tildes love me and I love them, there’s no mistreatment going on here!

      You produce legal proof of how you  gained ownership of MYYYYYY tildes or I’ll alert the proper authorities to have you thrown into the clink and dragged into court!! Grrrrrrrrrr. 


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      November 1, 2024 5:15 PM MDT
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  • 8209
    Possession is 9/10 of the law.  You better start branding them then because "my" tildes are quite happy with me.  They are now out to pasture, resting and regaining their strength.  

      November 1, 2024 9:33 PM MDT
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  • 53485

      You know, they have places for women like you . . .



      . . . (and I’ll get all of my tildes back once you’re sent up the river). Grrrrrrr.
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      November 1, 2024 9:47 PM MDT
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  • 8209
    You wouldn't dare.  My tildes are now size 18-150 compared to your little size 8's.  I developed a tiny tilde air tag which has been surgically implanted in each one.  One move off of my property and alarm bells will go off. 

    Anyway they love me as much as I love them and will never go back to your grueling work schedule. 




    This post was edited by Art Lover at November 2, 2024 6:27 AM MDT
      November 2, 2024 4:50 AM MDT
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  • 53485

     

     Air tags! That’s a great idea, thank you! I should be using those in Minneapolis, they’d be perfect for keeping track of Jane S! Listen, the next time you’re having lunch at her place, could you have one on your person and connect me to it? It would certainly narrow down all of my mapping efforts. You’re a doll, an absolute doll.



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      November 2, 2024 6:27 AM MDT
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  • 8209
    Not gonna work with me hotshot!!! I'm not one of your precious tildes.
      November 2, 2024 10:28 AM MDT
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  • 53485

     

      But you can be one of my operatives if you so desire, all it takes is signing a contract and meeting me in person to go through the interview process!




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      November 2, 2024 12:26 PM MDT
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  • 8209
    It will never happen, give it up.

    Anyway, I've been an interview process since 2008 for something much more important and so has my BFF. 

    This post was edited by Art Lover at November 3, 2024 5:46 PM MST
      November 2, 2024 2:52 PM MDT
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